Connectedness

Wednesday, December 07, 2005 | comments (1)
. . . you're about to take a bite of truth sandwich . . .

As the opening metal-guitar sounds of The Colbert Report come on, I head to the bathroom for a pee.

The window in our bathroom affords a view of several apartment buildings near ours. In one of the buildings, a rather lavish, high-end building about a block Northwest of us on Mass Ave, there are two apartments a floor apart from one another that each have large-screen plasma TVs in the same exact position in their living rooms. With the positioning of the TVs, and the angle of their windows, I get a great view of the screens from our bathroom. Both are displaying the Colbert Report. At that distance, it's kind of like watching TV on an iPod screen.

As I stand there peeing, listening to the opening music sequence of the Colbert Report coming from my living room, and watching it on two plasma-screen TVs a block away, I feel a true sense of connectedness with my neighbors. Thank you plasma-screen neighbors, with your well-positioned TVs. Because of you, I don't have to miss a minute of the Report.

I love this city.

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where did yr other posts go?!

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