In Honey . . .
11.12.2008
What is it? Do I stink?
11.03.2008
Despite what you may have heard, I am not a dog. I walk upright. I understand the truth about mirrors. I'm a reasonably intelligent guy. And I can do any number of tricks. But I've got these mistakes I keep making. I've made them as long as I can remember, and I've yet to learn the trick of how to stop.
10.06.2008
I've always heard it said that dogs are great chick magnets. Personally, I haven't found this to be the case. I think that's because "creepy unshaven smelly dude" outweighs "cute cuddly puppy" by a factor of three to one for women in the Jersey burbs.
08.14.2008
One of my favorite things to dwell upon is travel, especially of the air variety. But this time, I've got a new source for my Fret: Honey.
07.24.2008
The weird part wasn't that Honey, you know ... spoke. It was that she spoke with an English accent. It wasn't exactly a proper, "Received English" kind of English, but it wasn't quite an East End of London, Cockney type of thing, either. It reminded me of the Beatles. She had a sort of nasal thing going on. Like John.
05.02.2008
I'm pretty sure it took all of twenty minutes for that first turd to fall. And it really fell, flat and hot and reeking like something dishonest, on the dog's water bowl. Dog's aren't supposed to crap on their own water bowl, are they?
Comments
Posted by k on Jul 22, 2008 at 10:43:34 AM
Posted by Lisa Pimental on Jul 22, 2008 at 1:23:31 PM
i love the video..
and honey too...
and she has mad paper stealing..umm i mean fetching skillz...
xoxo!!
Posted by suicide_blond on Jul 24, 2008 at 10:56:45 PM
good girl.
great video.
cute pup.
Posted by nate on Nov 07, 2008 at 11:48:08 PM