Number Theory

Monday, September 22, 2008 | comments (5)
"They say it's going to be Cutler's year this year."

"Really? Why is this year his year?"

...

...

...

"I think it's something about 2008 being an even year ... and, you know, if you take the eight and subtract the two you get six. Which, of course, is his number."

I always forget that C usually needs to know why. And that's something I don't usually bother to explore.

Still, if you ask me questions, I'll give you answers.

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its cuz...hes on my "fantasy" team.. which i based entirely on handsomeness..and now .. when my pretty boys kick ass its gonna sting the other fellas even worse ...
xoxo

ps...the pic of c with the pirate...golden...

Posted by suicid_blond on Sep 22, 2008 at 10:47:38 AM
sb: Nice pick with Cutler. But I have to say it surprises me a little cuz he's got such a baby face and I thought you went for rugged older guys.

Posted by rothko on Sep 22, 2008 at 3:32:25 PM
well..one of the names thrown about for the team was "the cougars"
xoxo

Posted by suicid_blond on Sep 22, 2008 at 3:55:45 PM
Satan's number?

Posted by Mr. Emily on Sep 22, 2008 at 7:43:09 PM
sb: Ahhh. Now I get what kind of fantasy this is.

Mr. E: My neighbor has three sixes in his phone number. Scary ...



Posted by rothko on Sep 23, 2008 at 10:14:20 AM

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