Kicking the Old Man

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 | comments (4)
"So are you coming home for the Big Event?"

"Geez, I don't know. The crowds, the traffic."

"Listen to you, Old Man. "

"Wow. No kidding. Where did that come from?"

"I'm not letting you get away with that."

The Old Man has started to inhabit me. He conjures up words and uses my mouth to speak them.

Stodgy Old Fuck. Stay away from my mouth.

Sometimes it's necessary just to give him a good boot to the ass. So I will be doing that. I will be kicking The Old Man.

And I think I'll grow a fucking beard to mark the occasion. Because The Old Man hates fucking beards.

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Just last week I was bitching about how kids these days have no manners and are generally rude. I also had to really think about going somewhere when I knew it would be midnight before I got to bed.

Posted by patrick on Jan 14, 2009 at 12:18:46 PM
patrick: Generally if I'm within crawling distance of wherever I am going to be that night, then the late thing won't bother The Old Man. That's why I've become a hobo. I like to be able to just take off my pants wherever I am and go to sleep. Or maybe it's just that I like to take off my pants. That's another issue altogether.

Posted by rothko on Jan 14, 2009 at 2:46:28 PM
"Stodgy Old Fuck. Stay away from my mouth."

That's what she said...

Honestly, though, I can FEEL myself becoming my mother. When I'm home, if I answer the phone...

"Oh hi, Mrs. LiLu, blah blah blah-"

"Um, let me get my mom for you..."

Posted by LiLu on Jan 14, 2009 at 9:12:51 PM
Banish the old man, but definitely grow the beard. It's cold here!

Seriously no one HAS to become their parents. Pay attention, make different choices. That's all you have to do.

SO GLAD you'll be in DC Tuesday, adding to the rowdiness. YES!

Posted by Reya Mellicker on Jan 16, 2009 at 10:40:30 AM

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